Now here's one that teaches little Canadian children how to speak French. Vive le Téléfrancais !
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Good Times, Bad Times
Good times and bad times happened during the time I haven't posted.
Good time: Signed a lease on a studio apartment located in perhaps the coolest possible residential area in the Loop. Only $1177 a month for an apartment, party suite, fitness center (like I'll use it), 2 hot tubs, 2 saunas, a patio, a little park, complementary coffee, guest suites, a fancy Italian café next door, a morning shuttle bus that takes you up and down Michigan, and some sweetass modernist fountains outside. And it's just a 15 or 20-minute walk to the Michigan and Sharp buildings.
However, I'll need to crash somewhere from May 12th-June 5th since I can't move in 'till June 6th. Anyone need a housesitter?
Bad time: For some reason, after excitedly telling everyone that my piece was going to be in Art Bash, it didn't show up at Art Bash. I asked Leone, the teacher who sent it in, and she said she handed the copy of my video directly to the person who made the compilation that played at Art Bash. So hopefully that asshole will pay my tuition for the next three years, get fired, and/or be publicly humiliated in payment for the frustration and humiliation he/she caused me. Now I'm feeling like a total loser, so thanks, whoever you are and you know who you are. I missed out on seeing my work projected inside an actual theater setting because some twatface decided to be lazy and unprofessional that day.
Good time: I went to lunch with my uncle and my cousin who were in town on a short vacation. We ate at Cheesecake Factory and later on joined up with my aunt and my younger cousin to go to Filene's Basement. I bought two articles of Ben Sherman clothing for only $20 each. Such a bargain, I tell you.
Bad time: I was not born to gesso. Especially pieces of masonite.
...I can housesit from May 12th-June 5th...
Good time: Signed a lease on a studio apartment located in perhaps the coolest possible residential area in the Loop. Only $1177 a month for an apartment, party suite, fitness center (like I'll use it), 2 hot tubs, 2 saunas, a patio, a little park, complementary coffee, guest suites, a fancy Italian café next door, a morning shuttle bus that takes you up and down Michigan, and some sweetass modernist fountains outside. And it's just a 15 or 20-minute walk to the Michigan and Sharp buildings.
However, I'll need to crash somewhere from May 12th-June 5th since I can't move in 'till June 6th. Anyone need a housesitter?
Bad time: For some reason, after excitedly telling everyone that my piece was going to be in Art Bash, it didn't show up at Art Bash. I asked Leone, the teacher who sent it in, and she said she handed the copy of my video directly to the person who made the compilation that played at Art Bash. So hopefully that asshole will pay my tuition for the next three years, get fired, and/or be publicly humiliated in payment for the frustration and humiliation he/she caused me. Now I'm feeling like a total loser, so thanks, whoever you are and you know who you are. I missed out on seeing my work projected inside an actual theater setting because some twatface decided to be lazy and unprofessional that day.
Good time: I went to lunch with my uncle and my cousin who were in town on a short vacation. We ate at Cheesecake Factory and later on joined up with my aunt and my younger cousin to go to Filene's Basement. I bought two articles of Ben Sherman clothing for only $20 each. Such a bargain, I tell you.
Bad time: I was not born to gesso. Especially pieces of masonite.
...I can housesit from May 12th-June 5th...
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
The Strokes, The Julio, and The SOV
I've been listening to a lot of Lady Sovereign lately. I'm gonna try and deport her. But not really.
I also just finished my FIRST Barbie doll clothes dress (we will not speak of the "other" one... that was not a dress...) I hope Edmund erases those photos of it from last class and replaces them with this one, because I'm sure it looks more like a garment. It would be kinda funny if he had scissors in his hands and cut it up, then we could call him Edmund Scissorhands. But it wouldn't be that funny.
I've been thinking about my bad art project. I'm thinking about making an intentionally bad video (well, duh) of me making out with photos of characters from "Física o Química". It'll probably be a "remake" of the "Dedicated to the One You Love" project, with crappy titles and all (i.e. " Dedicated to THe 1 U loveprojet")
I hope The Lonely Island makes a video for "Boombox" soon. I'd like to get re-acquainted with my long lost love, Julian Casablancas.
OMG GET RANDOM!
Why, hola, Julio.
Hola, Julian.
I also just finished my FIRST Barbie doll clothes dress (we will not speak of the "other" one... that was not a dress...) I hope Edmund erases those photos of it from last class and replaces them with this one, because I'm sure it looks more like a garment. It would be kinda funny if he had scissors in his hands and cut it up, then we could call him Edmund Scissorhands. But it wouldn't be that funny.
I've been thinking about my bad art project. I'm thinking about making an intentionally bad video (well, duh) of me making out with photos of characters from "Física o Química". It'll probably be a "remake" of the "Dedicated to the One You Love" project, with crappy titles and all (i.e. " Dedicated to THe 1 U loveprojet")
I hope The Lonely Island makes a video for "Boombox" soon. I'd like to get re-acquainted with my long lost love, Julian Casablancas.
OMG GET RANDOM!
Why, hola, Julio.
Hola, Julian.Monday, April 6, 2009
Turtle Burger
I think I'm under the impression that all the stuff I make in my film/video class isn't what I normally make, which is quite ironic. It's probably mostly due to the fact that we're working in groups, therefore, we're using a cluster of everyone's ideas instead of solely my own, twisted ideas.
Speaking of ideas, we had to make a proposal in front of the class for a video projection that's due next week (surprise!) Everyone had to pitch their ideas, and afterward we all had to vote on which ideas we wanted to realize. I thought mine was pretty clever, however, I don't think I pitched it the way I wanted to. I wanted to collect found footage and my own personal footage of Madrid (the other three members would have collected footage for another place that's dear to them) and then project it as a collage on a blank wall (the other three would have been on the other three walls.) And in the center I wanted to put a heat lamp or warm spotlight with a comfortable seating cushion for people to view the projection and listen to the sound pieces (via headphones) corresponding to each projection. My idea was to display a location that was dear to the artist, and then transfer that warm, comfy feeling the artists feels about it to the viewer. A little cheesy, maybe, but with a group I could've found a happy medium.
I don't know. Maybe it's not as cool as putting speakers next to colored water and watching it vibrate against a background of iTunes visualizers. 'Scuse the lack of overly conceptual bullshit -- the Japanese students would've loved it.
Did I mention "The Kimberly Ad" is going to be in Art Bash? Honestly, I forget, I'm not trying to be annoying.
I also kind of peeped over at the computer of the girl sitting next to me in film and video today and noticed she was on this website called Future Milk. Check this shiz out:
That's right, try not to get eaten, TURTLE.
Speaking of ideas, we had to make a proposal in front of the class for a video projection that's due next week (surprise!) Everyone had to pitch their ideas, and afterward we all had to vote on which ideas we wanted to realize. I thought mine was pretty clever, however, I don't think I pitched it the way I wanted to. I wanted to collect found footage and my own personal footage of Madrid (the other three members would have collected footage for another place that's dear to them) and then project it as a collage on a blank wall (the other three would have been on the other three walls.) And in the center I wanted to put a heat lamp or warm spotlight with a comfortable seating cushion for people to view the projection and listen to the sound pieces (via headphones) corresponding to each projection. My idea was to display a location that was dear to the artist, and then transfer that warm, comfy feeling the artists feels about it to the viewer. A little cheesy, maybe, but with a group I could've found a happy medium.
I don't know. Maybe it's not as cool as putting speakers next to colored water and watching it vibrate against a background of iTunes visualizers. 'Scuse the lack of overly conceptual bullshit -- the Japanese students would've loved it.
Did I mention "The Kimberly Ad" is going to be in Art Bash? Honestly, I forget, I'm not trying to be annoying.
I also kind of peeped over at the computer of the girl sitting next to me in film and video today and noticed she was on this website called Future Milk. Check this shiz out:
That's right, try not to get eaten, TURTLE.Sunday, April 5, 2009
Bleh Week
I have to re-do my Barbie doll clothes dress like, MAJORLY. I went to Joann Fabrics yesterday to get a pattern that hopefully turns out to be easy to make. The lady who cut my fabric was telling me that the Project Runway patterns (the one I got) tend to be confusing to read. I read through it a few times and so far it seems OK, since I'm only making a strapless dress. Then the lady (who was a bit older, by the way) apologized for talking to me so much because, "they hadn't given her any drugs." It's kinda hard yet easy to believe that the employees at Joann Fabrics have to be on drugs.
This week hasn't been too interesting. I started to re-do the subtitles of the first episode of "Física o Química", which I did back in November and December. They went a little too quickly the first time around, plus I can't find the file anymore, so I figured it'd be best to start over.
I'm thinking about having an (ironic) slumber party when I finally settle into my new apartment and showcasing it then. I'm thinking about having a lot of parties in my new apartment, actually...
I uploaded my "Please Don't Talk to Me I Fall in Love So Easily" video onto Vimeo:
Please Don't Talk to Me I Fall in Love So Easily from Kimberly P on Vimeo
This week hasn't been too interesting. I started to re-do the subtitles of the first episode of "Física o Química", which I did back in November and December. They went a little too quickly the first time around, plus I can't find the file anymore, so I figured it'd be best to start over.
I'm thinking about having an (ironic) slumber party when I finally settle into my new apartment and showcasing it then. I'm thinking about having a lot of parties in my new apartment, actually...
I uploaded my "Please Don't Talk to Me I Fall in Love So Easily" video onto Vimeo:
Please Don't Talk to Me I Fall in Love So Easily from Kimberly P on Vimeo
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